Letterman's Top 10

I thought I'd take some of the focus off me today. Please enjoy one of David Letterman's top 10 lists... too funny.

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex In A McDonald's

10. Should I take her someplace more romantic like Applebee's?
9. Am I going to get "The McClap"?
8. Should we just stay in the car and have sex in the drive-thru?
7. The rats won't mind, will they?
6. Would she rather have had a 'Whopper'?
5. Is this what my dad meant when he said, "Go get a job at McDonald's"?
4. Should I add fries and a soda for an extra 99 cents?
3. Can I tell my wife I was just getting a 'Happy Meal'?
2. Should I see a psychiatrist?
1. Is this going to hurt my wife's presidential campaign?