Is this guy real?

With Valentine's Day approaching you might be thinking about dating. And the chance of meeting someone new who might turn into the man you'll want to marry.

My friend, we'll call her Nell, thought the very same thing when she gave her phone number to a guy she met out last weekend and agreed to a date for this week.

Nell was delighted when she saw his number appear on her caller ID last night to confirm the upcoming date... until he started talking...

He proceeded in talking for 25 minutes straight about himself, please find some of the highlights of the conversation below and be thankful that you aren't in Nell's shoes.

His opening:

• "As far as expectations for talking to you for the first time, my goal is to make you laugh and provide you with an opprotunity to get to know me. I am special in my own ways."

In regards to dating:

• "I wouldn't be offended if you checked out another guy if you were going seriously with me."
• "I am trying to figure out who to be with now and 30 years from now."
• "I consider myself a little more picky than a man slut..."

How he asked her age:

• "I don't know what your deal is, with respect to being born."

In regards to her likes/dislikes:

• "Do you sing in the shower?"
• "Do you talk to yourself when you speak your mind?"

Poor Nell...