Google says I need...

I stole this from someone's facebook notes. Seemed kind of fun and came up with some interesting results!

Rules: Go to Google; type in your name and needs (ex. "Megan needs") in quotations. Post the first 10 results from the title or little summary. (I had to skip the first one because it was a case study that didn't make sense).

"Megan Needs"

1. … to return to Rexburg (not sure where this is but apparently I'm missed).
2. …an ass kicking now!! (not true)
3. …to find the truth so she investigates by visiting the strip club and cross-examining the bouncer. (I'm wondering what exactly I need to find the truth about).
4. …a very quiet home in a place with few or no thunderstorms. (true, I am terrified of bad storms).
5. …to buy me a drink. (or rather needs a drink herself).
6. …a dress rehearsal. (for my award winning performance of course)
7. …a summer intern. (haha, I wish I had that much power at work).
8. …is on facebook. (apparently there is a person named Megan Needs).
9. …a boy’s profile? (no and not really sure what this means).
10. …to be an optimist (actually this is very true because I've been a grump all week. But this little exercise seemed to turn the tables).