Top 10 Signs Your Virtual Life is Better than Your Real Life

1. You have to post pictures to prove that you actually do go out and have a life
2. You still know everything about your best friend from high school even though you haven’t actually spoken to her or seen her since graduation.
3. Your “happy hours” consist of your group g-chatting while drinking a beer alone in your house.
4. You vacation vicariously through other people’s Facebook albums.
5. You get asked on a date via text, Facebook, Myspace, Twitter or LinkedIn. When you get to the date you realize he looks nothing like his pictures online.
6. You have to lie on your status updates to seem more interesting/ fun.
7. When you go out, you spend more time on your iphone than interacting with actual humans.
8. You know exactly where Ashton Kutcher is at all times (thanks to Twitter) but you can’t even remember the last time you saw your roommate.
9. You aren’t sure that your “top Facebook friends” would even recognize you if they ran into you on the street.
10. Besides going to the bathroom, never leave your cube at work because you interact with your co-workers via Facebook, email, IM, Twitter, skype & Myspace.